Funny twilight quotes

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Haha, I actually have several, however I have no idea page numbers, sorry.:

Bella: So, shall we say my bad success did crash the plane. What precisely have been you going to do about it?
Edward: Why is the plane crashing?
Bella: The pilots are surpassed out drunk.
Edward: Straight forward. I would fly the plane
Bella: Both engines have exploded and we are falling in a dead spiral towards the Earth.
Edward: I would wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, and kick out the wall and jump. Then... I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble round like the two luckiest survivors in heritage.

Bella: Stupid, bright, Volvo proprietor.

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...
Bella: What a silly lamb.
Edward: What a ill, masochistic lion.

Emmett: Fall down to come back Bella?
Bella: No Emmett, I punched a werewolf within the FACE.

Bella: What was once she inquisitive about, anyway? To keep you out, I suggest.
Edward: She was once translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabic, actually. Whilst she carried out that, she moved on to Korean sign language.

Edward: Scared the hell out of them too. Emmett and i have been away searching. Jasper presentations up included in battle scars towing this little freak who greets all of them by title, is aware every little thing approximately them and needs to understand which room she will be able to circulate into. When I got homestead, all my matters had been inside the garage.
Alice: Your room had the best view!

Alice: It appeared like you have been having Bella for lunch, and we came to see in case you may share.

And in any case (this is a passage):

"I couldn't breathe.
He hesitated-now not within the widely wide-spread approach, the human method.
Not that way a person might hesitate before kissing a lady, to gauge her response, to determine how an awful lot could be recieved. Possibly her could hesitate to lengthen the instant, that ideal moment of anticipation, once in a while more effective than the kiss itself.
Edward hesitated to check himself, to determine if this was risk-free, to be sure he used to be still in control of his desire.
After which his bloodless, marble lips pressed very softly against mine.
What neither people was prepared for was me response.
Blood boiled below my skin, burned in my lips. My breath got here in a wild gasp. My arms knotted in his hair, clutching him to me. My lips parted as I breathed in his scent."

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